I’m about to cry. My 60 year old mother watched a netflix documentary and only just now found out she’s asexual. I’ve been trying to figure out how to bring up this idea to her for years. I am so glad to hear her, she’s so happy and saying “there really is nothing wrong with me!” I didn’t realize it wore on her like that. God bless the internet.
Toy Story (1995)
PUT THAT THING BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM OR SO HELP ME
why are men so weird everywhere always (x)
i just imagined this and cannot stop loling
'CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MASSIVE DONG SIR' 'THANK YOU SIR I INHERITED IT FROM MY PARENTS' 'TRULY AMAZING SIR'
*eating ice cream in the winter* thE COLD NEVER BOTHERED ME ANYWAY
no one ever texts me
*gets a text*
wtf do you want
im pretty sure bromance is the perfect example of how embarrassingly fragile masculinity is. you know what a female bromance is called? a friendship
if i as a retail worker have to work with a dozen cameras pointed at me to deter me from stealing $10, cops should have to work with a camera pointed at them to deter them from arbitrarily maiming and killing people
"you can’t be just friends with people of the gender you’re attracted to"
myth actually true. i, as a bisexual, can confirm that i have no friends.
pansexuals spend their lives in solitude, with only rocks for company
asexuals have the whole world as their oyster
Hi! I'm Evelyn from New Jersey. I am 15 yrs. old (October 12th, 1998) I really just reblog the things I like on tumblr but a follow wouldn't hurt :) I am IN LOVE with Glee, Klaine(OTP), Kurt Hummel, Blaine Anderson, Chris Colfer, Darren Criss, and Broadway! Michael Jackson is the best so send me something nice :D