May 2013
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gatzzby:
hannahsneakers:
why don’t they have big hyped up award shows for books
i mean
best male/female character
best antagonist
best plot development
best plot twist
come on
#book you threw across the room the hardest
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“Every language has its own version of um. French has euh, Korean eum, Finnish...”
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superhighschoollevelmisandry:
i try not to reblog any “all opinions are good and valid and should be respected!” posts because if your opinion is misogynistic or trans*-homo-bi-queerphobic or racist or something it is actually not good or valid and im not obligated to respect it tbh
holymusicalbatman:
holymusicalbatman:
WHAT TEAM?
WILDCATS
WHAT TEAM?
WILDCATS
WHAT TEAM?
WILDCATS
WILDCATS
GET YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME
NO
i want to meet myself from someone else’s point of view
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tommilsom:
Two scientists walk into a bar
The first scientist says “I’ll have a glass of H2O”
The second scientist says “I’ll have a glass of water too. Wh… why did you say H2O? Like, I know it’s the chemical formula for water and all, but it’s the end of the day and there’s really no need to intentionally over-complicate things like that in a situation outside of work”
The first scientist...
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
jusst-another-day:
simplymykayla:
cnnbreakingofficial:
if tumblr was bought out for $1.1B and there are 60 million blogs that means each blog is worth $18.3
my blog is worth more than i am
Well actually it would cost anywhere between $5,000 - $250,000 to hire an assassin to kill you so chin up hun, you are worth so much more than $18.30
first the body...
selfdoubtandsyphilis:
dankestrnemes:
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
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maxterbate:
maxterbate:
Why dont you guys want Yahoo to buy Tumblr?
Free chocolate milk for everyone
i have just been informed on this
makkine:
makkine:
Oh my god this is giving me flashbacks to when Disney announced it was buying club penguin and there was a literal actual penguin protest in front of the clothes shop for like 4 hours straight I love society
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Me: Chris Colfer is fucking hot.
You: Chris Colfer is fucking hot.
Lea Michele: Chris Colfer is fucking hot.
Ryan Murphy: Chris Colfer is fucking hot.
Darren Criss: Chris Colfer is fucking hot.
Everyone: Chris Colfer is fucking hot.
Chris Colfer: I like Diet Coke.
xxxrays:
i want to drop out of school and see the world and make art and make music
i don’t want to be in debt and i don’t want to do something i’m not passionate about and i don’t want to be pressured into deciding what to do with my life right now
”where do you wanna go to dinner?”
”i don’t care”
”ok”
I hate how a majority believe that when a girl’s silent she’s
falling apart
crying inside
over thinking
ect
but
maybe
she’s just picturing porn in her head
theroyalnonsense:
SHOUT OUT TO ALL MY GIRLS WITH THE RED LINES UNDER THEY NAMES!
1500hp:
im so mad about things
balloonney:
teachers who don’t let videos buffer before playing them
and think the video is broken when it stops to load
“well it’s a shame the video’s not working. i guess we’ll have to do this packet instead”
“work in pairs”
earthnation:
people who have the same name as me are competition
hermseza:
A married baseball player who never made it past second base.
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batteur:
ah yes I’ve just thought the perfect sassy answer to that horrible thing someone told to me 4 years ago
