gatzzby: hannahsneakers: why don’t they have big hyped up award shows for books i mean best male/female character best antagonist best plot development best plot twist come on #book you threw across the room the hardest
Every language has its own version of um. French has euh, Korean eum, Finnish...– Read the full text here: http://mentalfloss.com/article/50173/when-and-why-did-people-start-saying-um-when-they-talk#ixzz2R13HfDuP —brought to you by mental_floss! (via mjlogue)
superhighschoollevelmisandry: i try not to reblog any “all opinions are good and valid and should be respected!” posts because if your opinion is misogynistic or trans*-homo-bi-queerphobic or racist or something it is actually not good or valid and im not obligated to respect it tbh
holymusicalbatman: holymusicalbatman: WHAT TEAM? WILDCATS WHAT TEAM? WILDCATS WHAT TEAM? WILDCATS WILDCATS GET YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME NO
i want to meet myself from someone else’s point of view
tommilsom: Two scientists walk into a bar The first scientist says “I’ll have a glass of H2O” The second scientist says “I’ll have a glass of water too. Wh… why did you say H2O? Like, I know it’s the chemical formula for water and all, but it’s the end of the day and there’s really no need to intentionally over-complicate things like that in a situation outside of work” The first scientist...
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: jusst-another-day: simplymykayla: cnnbreakingofficial: if tumblr was bought out for $1.1B and there are 60 million blogs that means each blog is worth $18.3 my blog is worth more than i am Well actually it would cost anywhere between $5,000 - $250,000 to hire an assassin to kill you so chin up hun, you are worth so much more than $18.30 first the body...
selfdoubtandsyphilis: dankestrnemes: do animals think in english or in the sounds they make this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
maxterbate: maxterbate: Why dont you guys want Yahoo to buy Tumblr? Free chocolate milk for everyone i have just been informed on this
makkine: makkine: Oh my god this is giving me flashbacks to when Disney announced it was buying club penguin and there was a literal actual penguin protest in front of the clothes shop for like 4 hours straight I love society
Me: Chris Colfer is fucking hot.
You: Chris Colfer is fucking hot.
Lea Michele: Chris Colfer is fucking hot.
Ryan Murphy: Chris Colfer is fucking hot.
Darren Criss: Chris Colfer is fucking hot.
Everyone: Chris Colfer is fucking hot.
Chris Colfer: I like Diet Coke.
xxxrays: i want to drop out of school and see the world and make art and make music i don’t want to be in debt and i don’t want to do something i’m not passionate about and i don’t want to be pressured into deciding what to do with my life right now
”where do you wanna go to dinner?” ”i don’t care” ”ok”
I hate how a majority believe that when a girl’s silent she’s falling apart crying inside over thinking ect but maybe she’s just picturing porn in her head
theroyalnonsense: SHOUT OUT TO ALL MY GIRLS WITH THE RED LINES UNDER THEY NAMES!
1500hp: im so mad about things
balloonney: teachers who don’t let videos buffer before playing them and think the video is broken when it stops to load “well it’s a shame the video’s not working. i guess we’ll have to do this packet instead” “work in pairs”
earthnation: people who have the same name as me are competition
hermseza: A married baseball player who never made it past second base.
batteur: ah yes I’ve just thought the perfect sassy answer to that horrible thing someone told to me 4 years ago