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Rest In Peace Frankenteen

dulect:

gf: babe come over

me: i can’t my house is on fire

gf: i’m horny and wanna suck your dic..

me:image






  • Conscious Black Man: We need to stick together, my brother. Respect and love one another, my brother.
  • Gay Black Man: I know, right!
  • Conscious Black Man: Ew, you faggot. You're disgusting, you are not natural, them white people emasculated you!

bananaaids:

lunawhitlock:

birdghost:

irl-spain:

sentimentalslut:

people say ‘I love you’ in a lot of different ways

'eat something'

'buckle up'

'get some sleep'

'here have my fries'

'Im gonna draw you something'

"You’re a dork"

"I fucking hate you"




nerdjpg:

fruit of the loom commercials get weirder every year

unpresentable:

the-beauty-in-breakdown:

unpresentable:

doughnuthunter:

unpresentable:

I’m good at math. U + I = 69

Wait that would mean that I = 59 because U sure are a 10

oh

No. U + I = 145 as the atomic number for Uranium is 92 and the atomic number for I is 53. Cause we got chemistry.

for god’s sake why all these people are so smooth omg




demonhunting:

is ellen even hosting or is she just hanging out with famous people






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