"What does the chef recommend?"
"Sir, this is a mcdonalds"
"I’m sorry, what does the McChef recommend?"
God damn it Misha
It got so much better!
His crown lid up the way as we moved slowly
pass the wondering eyes of the ones that were left behind.
Though far away, though far away, though far away
we’re still the same, we’re still the same, we’re still the same. (x)
Kitten and her first laptop
one time my sister was working at home depot and got called down to help handle an outrageously angry man returning a lawnmower and it was our dad
IM SO PISSED OFF THAT WE DONT HAVE BALLS ANY MORE
I WANT TO WEAR A HUGE DRESS AND BE COURTED AND DANCE AROUND AND HAVE MY GOWN SWEEP THE FLOOR AND BE ALL ELEGANT AND GRACEFUL WITH GLOVES AND SHIT
BUT NO WE HAVE DUMB HOUSE PARTIES WITH CHEAP BEER AND RED CUPS AND HORNY TEENAGE BOYS WHO PUT THEIR HANDS UP MY SHIRT
for a second there i thought you were talking about testicles omg
babies dont deserve clear skin they dont even go to school
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